scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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(via eva-unit05)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via germanmoonhowler)

collidewiththefandoms:

Marianas Trench - Skin & Bones.
Here is a public service announcement: if you are a fan of The 1975, please listen to this and consider it more than any other things that I’ve ever said: DO NOT GIVE ME DRUGS as I’m about to get on a plane. It’s not flattering. It is silly and it endangers both of us.

-Matty Healy about the weed incident at the airport (via fortheloveofthe1975)

(via rad-razz)

she-is-aphrodite:

Sneaky photo from today
Photo by me

lameborghini:

i need to be more grateful for all the days im not on my period honestly

(via rad-razz)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

-anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via rad-razz)

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

(via nippleburgular)

panic-at-the-blog:

When someone mentions your favorite band:

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(via discthrowingwhale)

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely
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