fall-out-boy-blog:

this might be a song lyric soon

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via nippleburgular)

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

(via song--of--joy)

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers
nowimthevillain:

if this isn’t the next album cover they are doing it wrong

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via mumbaimafia)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via nippleburgular)

fall-out-boy-blog:

this might be a song lyric soon

shortflamingo:

hyperheartz:

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

I never knew it could be said so accurately 

(via discthrowingwhale)

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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(Source: hotwinger, via discthrowingwhale)

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

(via nippleburgular)

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